Southeast Asia Weird

17 05 2017

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In just about the least horrifying news out of Indonesia this week (scroll up) , the decomposing body of a “sea monster” washed up on one of its beaches. It is, most likely, the carcass of a whale.

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Meanwhile Bangkok experienced a new food fad, with a bakery in Pathum Thani gaining online fame for this adorable/creepy dog-shaped coconut puddings. Can’t wait to eat on of these puppies…literally.

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And finally in Singapore, a new “vending machine” for luxury cars opened in the form of an arrestingly designed showroom where with the flick of a switch you can “select” the car you want to test.





New sensation

18 02 2017

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Thailand led the world in embracing internet-sensation-du-jour, the headbanging “trash dove” – now more sinisterly co-opted by white nationalists online.





Tuesday night TST

12 10 2016

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This week I ventured to the thronged streets of Tsim Sha Tsui, among the crowds and bright lights, to the venerable old Spring Deer restaurant. With its shabby floral wallpaper and blinking neon sign outside of net curtains and white-jacketed elderly waiters, the Spring Deer has been the go-to place for Peking duck for decades. The occasion was a friend’s birthday and we drank beer and ate peanuts (as well as the aforementioned duck) and the mystery dish above…sauteed pig’s windpipe with coriander. Not particularly flavorsome, but chewy – although the coriander was nice.

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Jet-so Jetsons

2 10 2016

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Kam Mong, the Wong Kar Wai-esque late-night cha chaan teng I discovered recently in Mongkok’s seedy Portland street sex district has a new attraction:  1950s-style busty robo-waitresses! Expect a full report soon…

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Taichung quirky: Pop culture makes the world go round

21 09 2016

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Taichung’s very own Daft Punk impersonator at the stunning new Opera House. Below, a statue of World of Warcraft character Arthus, who at first glance I mistook for a Chinese deity, placed misleadingly outside a Confucian temple. Below, a fan-made Ghibli bus stop near the Feng jia night market.

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Big trouble in little Thailand

6 06 2016

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Dozens of dead tiger cubs in a black market temple racket, a winged penis, Thailand’s scariest road and a Latin food festival and a Southeast Asian literary salon in the latest Bangkok roundup…





Asia Weird

15 12 2015

This week around Asia:

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BANGKOK’s very own Batman got busted for speeding his batmobile along the city’s always crowded freeways – a somehow perfectly surreal turn of events for the world’s most comicbook-like city.

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JAKARTA sewer cleaners unearthered a shroud-like cloth containing monkey bones, leading to fears that a “Pocong”, a much-feared Indonesian spirit that takes the form a shroud-bound corpse, was on the loose.

HONG KONG celebrities ate Kentucky Fried Chicken at an awards ceremony.

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And in MANILA, a call for volunteers to help restore the city’s most beautiful building.

OUTER SPACE: A distant star and its orbiting planets received names from Thai folklore. Now all that remains is to find life in the “crocodile tears” constellation to set into motion a Ramkien space-opera!

 





The bats

20 07 2015

Ratchaburi’s most compelling attraction, although still surprisingly little known outside the city, is its astonishing batcave. In one of the karst outcrops that erupt suddenly from the fields a short drive outside the city, six million bats nest in a cave system, emerging each night in a continuous stream for some forty minutes, wave after wave forming intricate rippling patterns as they emerge into the sky.

It is truly awe-inducing.

The bats can be viewed at Wat Khao Chong Pran, a “bat temple’ decorated with effigies of the creatures, where locals comes to lie on the grass, some wearing Batman T-shirts, to enjoy the free show.





Thonburi: Adventures on the “dark side”

17 07 2015

If Hong Kongers joke about Kowloon being the “dark side” then Thonburi, on the “wrong side” of the Chao Phraya is Bangkok’s own version. Since the Skytrain finally crossed the river a few years ago though, the area has been developing fast with a forest of new condo developments and a game-changing luxury megamall, to be called Siam Icon, on the way. But vast swathes of the district are still made up of canals lined by wooden villages, lower middle income housing, old fashioned shopping districts and Thai-style apartments and townhouses, places where few tourists ever go.

And that is a shame, because this being Bangkok, the area has some worthwhile surprises tucked away for the adventurous.

One of these, down a meandering soi in a suburban neighbourhood, is Shanghai Free Trade zone, a bizarre mini-department store that found fame of a sort last year on Thailand’s Pantip web forum. A bemused user posted pictures of what she dubbed “the zombie store” complete with its bizarre assortment of scattered books, powertools, knives, kitchenware and fake moisturisers, spread over six gloomy, cobwebbed floors in an obscure deadend soi.

Elsewhere, near the Centralworld department store on Rama II, is a shrine to a local deity known as the “Cobra Mother”. She first appeared to local construction workers in a dream after the killing of a snake, said to be her child. To appease the angry goddess a shrine was built, and here devotees come to offer eggs outside the window, which looks on to a scrubby patch of swampland. Local cobras feast on the eggs, at night time drawn by a dangling lightbulb which is illuminated to draw their attention. I had not expected to see any snakes there during the day, but sure enough, as I stood by the window there was a sinister rustling in the undergrowth and a two-metre long cobra emerged, before sliding away under the temple itself.

And the best bit? The baited cobra-swamp is just metres from the local bus stop!

I am much indebted to fellow blogger ChrisianPFC who provides detailed directions to both places here.





Food of the gods

5 05 2015

Summer is here, bringing with it the mangosteen season – and the delicious sour/sweet/acidic flavours of the “Queen of Fruits.” Originating in Southeast Asia and growing only in the tropics, the fruit is comparable only perhaps to a passionfruit – but the flavour is infinitely more complicated.


I also tried another fruit this weekend, the “ginseng fruit”, a small pear-like fruit with a mild flavour reminiscent of a melon. The fruit is named after the mythical tree in the classic Chinese novel “Journey to the West” which blossoms every 6,000 years and produces a baby-like fruit. Any human who smelled the fruit, it was said, would like for 370 years and anyone who ate it, 46 thousand! The myth has inspired some enterprising farmers in China to produce real baby-shaped fruits in glass moulds, sold for seven dollars each.





Another Tokyo

20 03 2015

Another Tokyo is a (Japanese language) website celebrating the odd, offbeat and obscure sights and tastes of Tokyo. Flicking through the site made me really “homesick” for that great city where this blog, and so many of my current obsession, were born!

It features pictures of Yokohama’s most derelict-looking railway station, “Udon techno” nights, weird playground sculptures and abandoned primary schools, plus places to eat ramen in disused buses or horse meat sushi, and all presented (unless you speak Japanese) in tantalisingly difficult to decipher mangled autotranslate English.

They even publish their own Tokyo guidebook, 50 Things to Do in Tokyo Before You Die, which I would love to get my hands on and an Osaka spin-off.





Modern Amusements

23 02 2015

Part of the fun of Seoul is catching up with its ever-expanding universe of novelty snacks. This is, after all, the city that gave birth to the “skyscraper icecream”, the twirly potato chip on a stick and the cutesy shit-shaped waffle.

Currently big are churros – sometimes served with soft serve – as well as blue lemonade, icecreams with cotton candy afros and doriyaki waffles with cream and red bean.

There were also packs of pomegranate juice served in vinyl IV drip-style pouches, which were delicious. We dubbed them “True Blood.”

But my favourite snack of the trip was the “egg bread” served on the streets of Myeungdong, small vanilla sponge cakes topped with salted egg and cooked on the spot. Delicious.





World wide weird

17 11 2014

The Brazilian city of Belem, on the banks of the Amazon, is best known for its colourful riverside market of rainforest herbs and strange, monstrous fish, almost constant rain and more recently, a vibrant music scene that has spawned the likes of Jaloo and Gaby Amarantos. It was also here, in my early twenties, that I experienced one of the more exotic episodes in my travels, waiting out in a decaying nineteenth century brothel for an emergency credit card – my lifeline to the outside world – to arrive. Yet this week it has been in the news for a string of “whats app” murders, preceded by a mysterious text message telling people to stay off the streets..

The residents of outer-suburban Paris were terrorised by a tiger this week, sighted (and photographed, indistinctly, of course) outside a local supermarket. Despite a massive military manhunt the beast has still not been found, although after several days and some track mark analysis, the threat was downgraded to “Eurasian lynx”.

And finally, a sinkhole opened today on a busy pavement in Hong Kong’s own Causeway Bay, swallowing a passing pedestrian, who was later rescued by an ambulance. A friend told me something similar had happened in Beijing once, but there the unfortunate victim had been boiled alive by leaking hot water pipes.





Japanese weird…

9 10 2014

Beautiful foreigner walking polar bear in Shibuya





An interesting advertisement

13 01 2014




こびとづかん kobito zukan – Japan’s latest weird craze

14 05 2013

I love a good craze – and no-one does them as well as Japan. The latest pop culture phenomenon to engulf the adoring nation is koito zukan – “reference book of little dwarves”. Its a picture book of ugly-cute dwarf characters and a the character dolls and endless merchandise it has spawned. Apparently they are reaching Pokemon-proportion ubiquity.

Kobito zukan are available in Hong Kong at (of course) Village Vanguard.





Livin’ large: Thai monks gone wild

17 10 2012

The Thai monkhood, or sangha, is one the country’s most revered institutions. It is joined for brief periods by many, if not most, Thai men in their late teens and early twenties. Perhaps its is not all that surprising then, counterintuitive though it might seem, that there are constant revelations in the Thai press of testosterone-fuelled monk partying, lavish spending of monastery funds and drug busts. The latest scandals to befall the brotherhood: sexy young monks flashing their abs with an unorthodox way of draping their saffron robes and a temple threatened with copyright infringement lawsuit over its Doraemon good luck amulets.





Robot battle, treeman, cow aliens: Asia WEIRD

4 12 2007

Asia weird

Fighting robots in Japan

The Tree-man of Indonesia

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Dede, a 35 year old Javanese fisherman lived a normal life until a cut to his leg in his teenage years left him with a strange infection – a virus that led to “root-like” growths coming out of his hands and legs. He eventually the lost use of his hands and had to join a traveling freak show. Now, his story has come to life in a TV documentary “My life as a tree”, as he fights for permission to be treated in the US. American scientists think they may have figured out a way to treat his strange, wart-like virus, but the Indonesian governement wants to keep any experimental drug that is develeped from the man as Indonesian property, and is refusing treatment. A strange, strange story.

More: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/main.jhtml;jsessionid=S2PWVRR1HU1M1QFIQMFCFF4AVCBQYIV0?xml=/health/2007/12/03/hmax103.xml

Plus, cow gives birth to an alien in Thailand:

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More at http://www.2bangkok.com , my best source for Thailand news





Takadanobaba Goth

18 11 2007

Takadanobaba has several claims to fame.
One) its unweildy and hard-to-pronounce-for-non-native-Tokyoites name.
Two) its lively student population.
Three) its surprising collection of Burmese restaurants (half the Burmese in Japan live here).
Four) it was here, according to the comic, that “Astro Boy” was “born” in 2003. The Yamanote line Takadonababa train station still uses the theme song as its “train departing” music”.

And five) This fuck-off, over-the-top gothic mausoleum/cathedral/wedding reception centre that looms over the train tracks like Dracula’s palace. Awesome.

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Random Tokyo attractions I’m not going to anytime soon

9 11 2007

Fancy a bath? In green tea?
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Or if that Dali-esque scene isnt surreal enough for you, you can always take a dip in red wine (really, the bath is full of red wine…wouldn”t you jsut get sticky?), iced coffee, or noodles (I hope and pray that the noodles bath is just decorated that way…)

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These are all at the Yunnesun spa resort in the hill-resort town of Hakone. I’d be tempted to go, but I’ve never been a huge onsen person,and I just did the baths at Laqua- the eightstorey hot spring complex with a dental-themed house of horrors and a rollercoaster going through the roof. Plus, the only reason I’d go is for the novelty factor and to take pictures, and generally cameras arent allowed in onsens so…
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Im surprised they neglected to add this popular feature though- tanks of those little fish that chew off your dead skin…

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Meanwhile…Czech puppet festival at the Yokohama Doll Museum! I’m there…NOT! Why are doll museums always so damned creepy?!
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more insane creepiness





6 11 2007

Elephant on acid, dog head grafts and a seesaw to revive the dead

Madness or genius? Magazine compiles list of most bizarre tests ever conducted in name of scientific inquiry

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To ascertain the effects of LSD on elephants, a zoo animal was given a dose 3,000 times larger than a human would take. The animal died within minutes.

One Friday in August 1962 Warren Thomas, director of Lincoln Park Zoo in Oklahoma City, raised his rifle and took aim at Tusko the elephant. With a squeeze of the trigger he scored a direct hit on the animal’s rump, firing a cartridge full of the hallucinogenic drug LSD into the animal’s bloodstream.

The dose was 3,000 times what a human might take for recreational purposes, and the results were extraordinary. Tusko charged around and trumpeted loudly for a few minutes before keeling over dead.

Thomas and his colleagues maintained the mishap was the result of a scientific experiment to investigate whether LSD brought on an unusual condition in which elephants become aggressive and secrete a sticky fluid from their glands. In a report of the incident submitted to the US journal Science four months later, the team concluded: “It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD.”

The case of Tusko the elephant is among 10 of the most bizarre experiments carried out in the quest for knowledge and reported in New Scientist magazine today. If there is a fine line between madness and genius, many of those involved firmly crossed it.

One experiment in the 1960s saw 10 soldiers board an aircraft for what they believed was a routine training mission from Fort Hunter Liggett airbase in California. After climbing to around 5,000 feet the plane suddenly lurched to one side and began to fall. Over the intercom, the pilot announced: “We have an emergency. An engine has stalled and the landing gear is not functioning. I’m going to attempt to ditch in the ocean.”

While the soldiers faced almost certain death, a steward handed out insurance forms and asked the men to complete them, explaining it was necessary for the army to be covered if they died.

Little did the soldiers know they were completely safe. It was merely an experiment to find out how extreme stress affects cognitive ability, the forms serving as the test. Once the final soldier had completed his form the pilot announced: “Just kidding about that emergency folks!”

A later attempt to repeat the experiment with a new group of unwitting volunteers was ruined by one of the previous soldiers, who had penned a warning on a sickbag.

One of the most gruesome experiments to make New Scientist’s list was performed by the Soviet surgeon Vladimir Demikhov. In 1954 he unveiled a two-headed dog, created in the lab by grafting the head, shoulders and front legs of a puppy on to the neck of a German shepherd dog. Journalists brought in to examine the creature noted how milk dribbled from the stump of the puppy’s head when it attempted to lap milk. Occasionally, the two would fight, with the German shepherd trying to shake the puppy off, and the puppy retaliating by biting back.

The unfortunate creation lived for six days, though Dr Demikhov repeated the experiment 19 more times over the next 15 years, with the longest-lived lasting a month. Although the work was dismissed as a publicity stunt outside the Soviet Union, Dr Demikhov was credited with developing intricate surgical techniques that paved the way for the first human heart transplant.

Several attempts to unravel the mysteries of human nature also make the list. Clarence Leuba, a psychologist from Yellow Springs, Ohio, set out to discover whether laughing when tickled was a learned or spontaneous reaction, and commandeered his newborn son and later daughter into the study.

Then there was Lawrence LeShan, a researcher from Virginia who in 1942 stood in a room of sleeping boys repeating the phrase “My fingernails taste terribly bitter” to see if he could break their nailbiting habit while they slept.

In another experiment, a doctor called Stubbins Ffirth from Philadelphia decided to drink fresh vomit from yellow fever patients to prove it was not a contagious disease. He claimed to be right when he failed to become ill in 1804, but scientists have since shown yellow fever is extremely contagious, but has to be transmitted directly into the bloodstream, for example from a mosquito bite.

A similarly flawed experiment by Robert Cornish at the University of California in the 1930s attempted to bring dead animals back to life by tilting them up and down on a seesaw. The few that did stir back to life momentarily after death were severely brain damaged.

Predictably, sex also appears on the magazine’s list of bizarre experiments. When investigating the sexual arousal of male turkeys researchers at Penn State University were impressed to see that the birds would attempt to mate with lookalike dummies. Piece by piece they removed parts of the dummy and found that the males were still highly aroused when presented with no more than a head on a stick.

Top 10 most bizarre experiments

Elephant receives massive dose of LSD to see if it induces temporary madness.
Conclusion: LSD is fatal to elephants

Aircraft passengers told they are about to die in crash make more mistakes in written test.
Conclusion: Extreme stress harms cognitive ability

Two-headed dogs created by Soviet surgeon, above, but die within a month.
Conclusion: Tissue rejection makes animals incompatible

Psychologist begins experiments on son to test if laughing is spontaneous when tickled.
Conclusion: Laughing is an innate response to tickling

A room of nail-biting boys is played a recording or spoken announcements to break the habit while they sleep.
Conclusion: Sleep learning is possible. Others prove otherwise

Guess that “urban myth” about the Bangkok elephants on speed is just that, after all….found this in the “Guardian” last week.

To test if people can sleep through anything, volunteers have their eyes taped open and bright lights shone in their eyes.
Conclusion: The men dozed off in 12 minutes

People asked to smell ammonia, put hands in a bucket of frogs and watch porn.
Conclusion: Disgust has no single expression.

Doctor rubs vomit from yellow fever patients into open wounds and drinks it.
Conclusion: Mistakenly claims it is not infectious

Animal corpses placed on seesaw to restart circulation and bring them back to life.
Conclusion: Two animals survive with blindness and brain damage

Fake female turkey dismantled limb by limb to find minimum that a male will mate with.
Conclusion: Male turkeys aroused by a head on a stick, but not a headless body