My plane was leaving back to Tokyo at 4am. So, that afternoon I took a four hour “disco nap” and decided to get up for dinner, and one last long walk around Bangkok at night.
Dinner was at “Cabbages and Condoms”, a Thai restaurant run as a money-and-awareness- raising project for the country’s (highly successful) population control bureau. It is located in the grounds of the Asian Centre for Population Control, on the edge of Bangkok’s Koreatown, down an alleyway of hangul signs and Korean supermarkets (and next to a recruiting office for the University of Melbourne!)
Inside, the tables stand around a courtyard of banyan trees, in airy tents. Jets spray mist into the gardens around, and colorful little lamps made of condoms shine down, along with strings of golden fairy lights. Dinner is Thai food, followed by complimentary condoms, and photo opportunites with mannequins wearing woven-condom jackets and suits of armor studded with contraceptive pills. It is a bright, happy place with a sense of playfulness that I couldn’t easily imagine anywhere except Bangok.
Afterwards, I decided to continue, going for a walk. As I pushed up the crowded pavements , I noticed for the first time that many of the sellers here – vendors of fake brandname goods, cute little home knicknacks, or Tshirts in appalling taste – were deaf . It was as if a deaf mafia had muscled in and claimed this “patch” as their own. A deaf town next to a Korean town next to a population control restaurant.
As I walked by the sellers chatted among themselves in lively sign language.
Next was a row of Indian tailor shops, a group of middleaged Sikh men deep in a group-hug, then the Arab district at Sukhumvit Soi 3 . The road had flooded, and Middle Eastern tourists (almost all in sandals) skipped gingerly through the puddles, talking amongst themselves in Arabic, Farsi and African languages. Above, were swirling neon signs in fluid script. The crowds jostled by , laughing and chatting and occassionally getting splashed as cars drove through the puddles -intensifying the sense of playful chaos.
I love this street. That night, men sat on terraces, sucking on shishas and watching video clips. On the screen, surprisingly sexy singers from Lebanon and Egypt pouted and showed off their cleavage (or did “wild”, “liberated” things like going bowling – using a lemon as the ball and champagne flutes as the pins!)
Spruikers were shouting out their restaurants’ praises (and pointing out the prominent “halal” signs), beggars wailed, chubby children waddled by with their black-veiled mothers. Groups of women haggled in bazaaar-like arcades – some were darkclad and faceless, with not even their eyes showing, while others were unveiled with Drag-queen-like makeup and bouffant hair. Groups of men laughed and chatted. Pairs of girls strolled past arm in arm, or applied industrial strength mascara, and handsome boys conspicuously eyed Thai working girls.
A baby elephant passed uproariously, led by the gangly teenagers who sell overpriced bananas to feed them. And through it all was the pungent smell of smoke, Lebanese and Thai cooking, and Thai street vendors circulating with trays of gimmicky toys – fake noses, kites, battery-activated fluffy cats, glowing helicopters and flashing Satan horns.
In a shop window I saw a Thai woman try on a shimmery, layered head scarf and smile at herself in a mirror , while next door a 10 year old MIddle Eastern boy was getting his hair cut at the barber, into a mohawk.
In a discreet sidestreet, a veiled woman in full black hijab was chilling at a little cafe with a Corona (!!!!) and on the crowded sidewalks Islamic women were literally rubbing shoulders with transexual Thai hookers in barely-there hotpants, and strolling past gay clubs. Arab men and Thai girls chatted (negotiated?) outside icecream parlors. A car cruised past, splashing everyone. It bore a prominent sign “Embassy of the UAE”, (as if that was alright then), causing one feisty Arab chick to shout out in English “Just back up already!”
I passed an internet cafe called “Harlem”, entirely full of African men (I thought they were Nigerians, but as they were speaking French, I guess not). One of them was barking into his phone in heavily accented English. He actually said: “You are not here to fuck around, you are here to buy heroin!”
In the middle of the street a middle aged American in a white shirt was standing, arm in the air, proclaiming in a loud voice “There is no God but Jesus! Jesus is your saviour!” over and over again, as a bemused crowd gathered to look on. I shared a smirk with the Arab bystanders (in an almost entirely non-Christian country, why choose this street? Are Muslims less Christian than Buddhists?) Then a hefty African woman ran out and started wailing “Jeeeeesus! Jeeesus!” with emphatic gestures; I thought she was making fun of him until it dawned on me she was entirely serious. An Iranian man took a photo.
This was a city that was hard not to love. But I had to go back to my hostel to pack for the flight. I walked back to “Suk 11”, 5 minutes away, but couldnt bring myself to go up to my sterile little room, so I just sat in the lobby and waited for something to happen.
It did.
I fell into a conversation with the two cute Thai girls working there. One of them, it turns out, is also a back-up dancer who appears in videos for Thailand’s R&B star Lydia (who I have reported on previously, on this blog). The girls were finishing their shift and going out, to a Latin club just up the street…so I ended up, at 2 am on a Wednesday night in a packed-full club, underneath giant white mushroom installations suspended from the ceiling, dancing to Cuban music. Also joining us were a Thai-French boy (who turned out to be a salsa dancing machine),a nice German guy who had just finished a year in Australia, and a crowd of Bangkok’s dressed-up, glamorous party people, models and wannabes. A photographer came by and snapped our picture, promising we could see it the next day online on a website called “Last night in Bangkok”. I smiled. It was the last night in Bangkok for me in both senses, and what a night… and what a city…. charming restaurants brightly lit with condoms, elephants on the streets, Arab people, transsexual people, deaf people, Cuban music, fun, quaint wooden hotels and dancing and laughing with international strangers in strobe-lit Latin clubs.
Goodbye Bangkok. I hope I will be back again soon.